The Facebook Hypocrite

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013

The Friday Night Club

This is not a physical club people can join. A person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. Various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching pornos and imagining what they COULD be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.

While Billy's friends decided to go to Jerry's house to party, he was in The Friday Night Club for a night all to himself.

by ThePartyDoesn'tStopHere April 14, 2015

the fev

The FEV as many of the fallout fans know is the forced evolutionary virus from the fallout series

man, this is weird... this VAULT is weird... why would anyone expose people to the FEV?

by miskolel March 2, 2016

The flaming kick of death

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle

"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"

by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016

The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air

Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock

by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017

The Flabbinator

This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...

"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"

by Thatguyinyourshed. April 25, 2017

The Force is strong in him

Derived from Star Wars in which various characters use the line to describe someone as powerful in the Force. Also used to describe someone with a very valuable ability and/or talent that is innate and unlearned as opposed to something worked at or achieved by effort.

From American Pie 2:
(Oz accidentally runs into a bunch of women, and they follow him back to a formerly sausage fest party)
Jim: Incredible.
Stifler: (Nodding) The Force is strong in him.

by catterj May 18, 2017