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California

Where dreams go to die
California is the land of opportunity MY ASS
by IBankGrenades February 1, 2022
mugGet the Californiamug.

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
mugGet the California Christmas Treemug.

Ramona, California

A small rural town in northeastern San Diego county aka. R-Town to idiots and Boomers (the R stands for racism) who are positive all of their problems come from dem city folk, despite living 20 minutes from the 12th largest city in the US.
A: Let's hop on in my Punisher skull truck even though I never read the comics and go to Ramona, California to beat up some Mexicans and queers! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
by rtownsupporter September 30, 2024
mugGet the Ramona, Californiamug.

California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.
by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
mugGet the California Salad Barmug.

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
mugGet the California Celibatemug.

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.
by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022
mugGet the California daymug.

california rendezvous

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.
by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019
mugGet the california rendezvousmug.

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