Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

ALPHA FAIRY WOLF

yoselin. yes you yoselin. yoselin. yos....e....lin. yes YOU. YOU ARE THE STRONGEST ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. YOU ARE THE ONLY ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. you are the best.

"mirror mirror on the wall...whos the most alpha fairy wolf of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024

Alpha Male

The Worst males to ever fucking exist

A Alpha Male is so fucking cringe

by NorthBoy99 April 13, 2025

Alpha Wolf

Someone who works HARD, gets BUFF, and isn’t afraid of asking for a scratch behind the ear! And people don’t get you unless they are alphas too.

Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US

🐺🐺🐺🐺✨🌟🌌🌃🌕

Alpha wolf sings into the night, “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES… THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK, IM SO SICK!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022