Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016

pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008

rye-on-ham-ons

Similar to a rye-o-hammo but specifically between an African America and a Native American man.

After a night at the Lunchbox, Clifford went home with Flapping Bird expecting a simple rye-on-ham-ons, but instead received the dreaded Guatemalan Blumpkin.

by jarred retro May 3, 2008

Tennessee Ham Steak

8 men(Tennessee borders 8 states) jizz on a ham steak while listening to Wheeler Walker Junior. Then proceed to cunt fuck one lady with the cum covered ham steak. The climax of this move is the lady eats the cum covered ham steak.

Bart brought the boys and the ole bag over for some Tennessee Ham Steak.

by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020

Hot Ham and Cheese

When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

We hot ham and cheesed last night

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Clapping hams

Strait up sex

We was clapping hams last night, it was dope.

by Jimmy Flamingo June 17, 2018