Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"
by al00f March 19, 2010
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Heung Min Son

A washed diver that plays for Spu*s FC in the 3 tier of English football. The player is known for bottling finals and never winning any throphies.
Dude 1: Hey man have you heard about Heung Min Son?
Dude 2: Isn't he that horrible diver cunt that plays for shitteringham?
Dude 1: Yeah i think so.
by AverageBasedPerson May 19, 2022
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