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shartenfarten

When your makin a sharten as your fartin!!
Oh dear, I think my son jimmy just made a shartenfarten!!!
by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021
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Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!
School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?
by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021
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smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //
“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”
by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021
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Shmarted

To fart in a place you have never farted before.
I shmarted in the store
by Slewar October 27, 2021
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smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.
The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.
by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021
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SmartCracker

A white person who hates other white people (crackers)
White guy: FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Black Guy: Thats a SmartCracker right there
by the federal Gov. November 19, 2021
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Smart

Me
Oh I know who is smart! It's me!
by Luke is Gay and Ethan is Sexy September 25, 2021
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