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ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
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ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
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naval slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.
You going on another date with Tony?

I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.

The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.
by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024
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Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.
by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024
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Shawnee Slingshot

When a male ejaculates into a condom during intercourse, and then proceeds to slingshot his semen into the females gaping sphincter.
Usually I would just shoot some ropes on her face but since it's our anniversary I gave her a Shawnee Slingshot.
by James_FBGM September 26, 2024
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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone
somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!
by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025
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