slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019
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slip n slide

when you cover you and your partner in a slippery substance and slide down a hallway while having sex
by the big daddy69 April 21, 2020
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Slip'n slide

When you stick your finger up someone's ass so deep you reach there intestine track, then your finger proceeds to slide and do loop de loops in there intestines
I totally slip'n slided Jessica last night.
by MattyH0506 January 25, 2021
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Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.
Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.
by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021
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goofy slide

it is a weird slide across the whole classroom in a weird angle
that slide was so goofy

yea he was in a weird angle and sliding across the whole class
so they named it GOOFY SLIDE
by @Vikt0r_20 March 30, 2023
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west virgina water slide

A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.
by WVWS.creator February 11, 2024
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kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.
The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.
by poomoj January 20, 2013
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