Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

when you want to - or are going to have sex with a person or persons. Also can be used in past tense "slam dunked" when you have smashed said person or persons.
boy 1 - look at that thicc girl with dat noice booty
boy 2 - you should totally smash her
boy 1 - hell yeah ma boi I'm about to slam dunk her
boy 1 - look at that group of varsity college volleyball players
boy 2 - holy shit they hella fine
boy 1 - imma slam dunk the shit outta them
boy 1 - did what happened last night?
boy 2 - I slammed dunked her
boy 1 - proud of you
boy 2 - you should totally smash her
boy 1 - hell yeah ma boi I'm about to slam dunk her
boy 1 - look at that group of varsity college volleyball players
boy 2 - holy shit they hella fine
boy 1 - imma slam dunk the shit outta them
boy 1 - did what happened last night?
boy 2 - I slammed dunked her
boy 1 - proud of you
by gvsolt June 4, 2018

by jugzjudy April 17, 2023

by Dolph L. February 8, 2007

by Fish nigha May 22, 2021

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
