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committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
mugGet the committed slammug.

slam dunk

when you want to - or are going to have sex with a person or persons. Also can be used in past tense "slam dunked" when you have smashed said person or persons.
boy 1 - look at that thicc girl with dat noice booty
boy 2 - you should totally smash her
boy 1 - hell yeah ma boi I'm about to slam dunk her

boy 1 - look at that group of varsity college volleyball players
boy 2 - holy shit they hella fine
boy 1 - imma slam dunk the shit outta them

boy 1 - did what happened last night?
boy 2 - I slammed dunked her
boy 1 - proud of you
by gvsolt June 4, 2018
mugGet the slam dunkmug.

Rhode Island Grand Slam

The act of spitting on a females pussy and doing a 360 backflip and landing in the girls pussy.
I landed a Rhode Island Grand Slam on Jessica last night.
by jugzjudy April 17, 2023
mugGet the Rhode Island Grand Slammug.

Slam-bammed

To be completely and utterly intoxicated; usually from consuming alcohol.
I was so slam-bammed last night I forgot my name.
by Dolph L. February 8, 2007
mugGet the Slam-bammedmug.

grand slam

4th base?
No. Grand slam! Right in the ass!
by bcimchuckbass March 1, 2014
mugGet the grand slammug.

Pub Slam

When you take a hit from a vape and then drink me pub to wash it all down
by Fish nigha May 22, 2021
mugGet the Pub Slammug.

post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
mugGet the post-door-slamming wincemug.

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