Self-Fail

Making fun of yourself, or in Newspeak, it's irony.

Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."

n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."

Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."

by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009

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Self patter

Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.

A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."

Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.

If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.

by BMWM3 August 6, 2010

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Self deportation

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.

Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.

by Suxbawlz February 14, 2012

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selfie bomb

When you take a ridiculous amount of selfies on someone else's iPhone

Me: Quick hide the phone! She's coming back and I've only taken 2000 selfies!

Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?

Me: Shit

by fuckingmeanestperson December 17, 2013

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selfie joke

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 23, 2013

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selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

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