Santa Claus

1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.

2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.

1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!

2. Santa Claus is not real.

3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!

by Clear Gram December 29, 2020

Santa challenge

You only cum/nut once year

I think starting next year I'm gonna complete the Santa challenge

by Domino the dog January 1, 2021

Santanasexual

To feel sexual attraction to santana López from Glee

I can't stop thinking about Santana López i must be Santanasexual

by Acrazygleek January 6, 2021

santalol

sanatlol is where you laugh at santa

i santalol at your mom

by Imakenowords February 18, 2021

Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.

I Santa Kissed your mom last night.

by Staybull February 20, 2021

Santa

Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.

person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?

by wolfy_officially February 22, 2021

Santanderily

A term used by intellectually superior people to coax the lesser minded fools to searching just to mess with them.

Person A: I dare you to look up the definition of 'santanderily'
Person B: there is no definition.
Person A: yes there is
Person B: *searches definition and comes across Urban Dictionary definition* Hey!

by Baplo Sexcobar March 3, 2021