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Sand

A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"

"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."

"Oh no, is that?"

"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"

"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"

"MMMPH"

Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.

Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
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Tiger, Sand, and Gravel

What I call the Robles.
Person 1: Hey...are you a Robles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Good...you are tiger, sand, and gravel.
by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025
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Sand

Sand is big dust. Or in other words sand is dust but each dust particle has a bigger surface area than a standard dust particle. People clean dust out of their houses because dust is horrible. This means that Sand is horrible and should be taken away. Using this theory we can determine that people who like sand are wrong.
Shit I’ve got sand in my crack.
by DJthreelegs5656 August 16, 2020
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Fighting over sand

Endless combat over land that's inherently worthless
"These two countries are fighting over sand, and have been for centuries."
by George Leo August 3, 2022
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sand pie

When sand gets into your ‘pie
Aww Monica got sand pie and now my cocks in tatters
by Sandypi April 8, 2021
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Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.
Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.
by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021
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Sand-racked

What my preacher says when he means "ran-sacked".
My kid came in and sand-racked the whole living room!
by BooBooZilla September 6, 2011
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