Egg Salad Sandwich 

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

Egg Salad Sandwich by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011

pube salad 

A large showing of pubes.

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"

pube salad by rnovak October 24, 2008

hair salad 

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

hair salad by provider44 January 14, 2010

African Salad 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

African Salad by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021

put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

put dressing on that salad by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004

Shit in my salad 

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.

Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.

Shit in my salad by Malfador March 3, 2011

ovarian garden salad 

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

ovarian garden salad by Novartza November 7, 2008