The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

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Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

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reverse bambi

When you go hunting but you kill the fawn instead of the mother deer.

I had the doe in my sights, but then her little dude came up. Adjusted aim and totally did a reverse Bambi.

by Moto-Velo April 26, 2019

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Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else

I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!

by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022

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reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

by snafu love November 21, 2016

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