california fruit rain

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california

"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"

by thisguy17 November 4, 2021

Raines

Whenever someone replies to a cannabis related post about stoners being "fucking useless".

Person 1: Did you see that fat prick reply to my post about me huffing bong water in my mom's basement every morning?

Person 2: No, why what did he say?

Person 1: Ugly twat called me a "useless fucking stoner".

Person 2: Haha, must have been Raines

by It's Dick September 26, 2021

bucket rain

When you walk outside and it’s raining so hard it’s like having a bucket poured over your head

That’s some bucket rain out there

by Tytytyjujuju October 10, 2021

Rain Simphun

the funniest, sweetest, and kindest person i have met; i dont know what i would do without him.

He’s the sweetest, a real Rain Simphun

by foebeeC July 16, 2021

Rain Dance

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023

comet rain

when you feel depressed and/or want to go in the forever box.

"Why am I out of breath? I was just running the the comet rain."

by ace.of.hearts January 3, 2024