Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy
by Interested observer November 01, 2023
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stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches
Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today
by akaKevin April 03, 2009
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dumb puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream
by salemisveryswaggy September 12, 2021
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Puppy Girl

"Twitter has a serious Puppy Girl problem"
by Deflated Ointment March 29, 2025
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Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.
Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.
by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 04, 2022
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Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity
Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
by VollDasBrainEyy March 15, 2019
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raw puppy

When you raw dog an underage girl
"yo i raw dogged that girl so hard last night"
"bro...she's 17... you raw puppy'd her"
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