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The Tuesday Pre-Dinner

When it's time for a couple of hardworking teenagers to have a snack, they dont go anywhere, they go to Zackys cafe.
Where they can find almost everything to survive the day.

It occurs every Tuesday and the tradition will hopefully live on forever or so long the schedule say so.
-It's time for The Tuesday Pre-Dinner Snack.
-Hell Yeah!!

-I can't wait for The Tuesday Pre-Dinner Snack, it's going to be legen...... wait for it........dairy, it's going to be legendary!
by Jonathan Hillberg March 16, 2011
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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Pre-suade

Talking to someone in private before a decision meeting is taking place in order to persuade said person to take your side.
Co-Worker: I don't know if we can convince management that this is the right choice
You: Don't worry, I pre-suaded Tom, he has our back.
by IGN_Whyt April 1, 2022
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Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...
by Hokken January 22, 2024
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Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.
Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.
by TX-BWC August 19, 2010
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pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM
I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing
by k-ferriter May 22, 2011
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Pre-gay

Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.

A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.

Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.
Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!

Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!
by DrunkGuyInSLO July 6, 2010
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