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Polybomb

To surprise (no prior conversations or therapy) a partner with polyamory as an excuse to date an additional partner.
Joe was dating Ann monogamously and was close friends with Jill, but when Joe became intimate with Jill, he polybombed Ann.
by Goblin Prince November 30, 2023
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Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024
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Polyamory

A practice promoted by weak-willed cuckolds and woketards in which one person has two or more romantic partners while the first significant other is "totally" fine with it. (To be honest, I cannot imagine the amount of Copium needed to tolerate this deviant practice in the first place. So disgusting.)

Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.

No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.
Jeffrey: How's your relationship with that uterus bearer, Ro?
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Polymethyl acrylate

a material that:
is polygonal
contains meth
crystally?
yo, can you bring me my polymethyl acrylate cup? thanks!
by funny cube guy February 25, 2024
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Polymorph

An Alien that is able to transform into any object at will.
"Hey John! Come look at this Polymorph, it's turned itself into a condom!"
by Grababana March 6, 2024
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polyfrienderous

Of or relating to the development, cultivation, and production of mutually beneficial relationships, or “friendships,” without regard to gender.
Loving positivity and community, Brian was very polyfrienderous, with many friends across wealth, demographic and social strata.
by BKlove March 18, 2024
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