metal cvc pipe

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable
this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe
by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022
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Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.
Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'
by Indian Alladin January 02, 2022
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Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
by The Sadist October 01, 2021
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Pipe My Swede

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"
by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018
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Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.
*Gets all heated*
😐 ā€œpipe down pookieā€
by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023
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pipe down pookie

When your being annoying asf and bitchy
ā€œUn like you Iā€¦ā€
ā€œPipe down pookieā€
by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023
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King of Pipe city

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city
George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city
by Queenofemall April 27, 2015
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