Soft

andrew iles

brooo ur such a softy

by whatt February 3, 2009

Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.

Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.

by SawftTed October 28, 2022

Soft

A slang term for cocaine. Coke is soft, crack is it's opposite: hard.

"Hey Tony, you got any soft? I'm looking to get twisted tonight "

by Ealsa345 July 2, 2023

Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.

Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"

by Danes November 28, 2023

Soft

A Benson-ism

Verb
To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.

James "softed" Sam's arm to calm her down and help her fall asleep

by SammiBlove May 22, 2018

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024