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Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023
mugGet the Tap watermug.

Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...
I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.
by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019
mugGet the Tap the sapmug.

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games
person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice
by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021
mugGet the emilo 1 tap washing machinemug.

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.
"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
mugGet the Crank my tapmug.

Taps

You see that guy over there, I met him last night, and he’s taps…
by mugmcmug January 12, 2025
mugGet the Tapsmug.

TAP

Wow she has that TAP
by gronkgirl23 January 7, 2021
mugGet the TAPmug.

tap your jug

Put the jug on when someone asks for a hot drink such as a coffee or a tea
Hey mum I will go tap your jug
by Olivetreeee July 14, 2023
mugGet the tap your jugmug.

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