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obama-sistible

greatest song ever made for a campaign
"He used to look good to me, but now I find him barack obama-sistible"
by sobeiski April 14, 2010
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Barack Obama

by friend_ofa_friend_before_2010 February 7, 2025
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Obama

Omg Obama is so hot I want to see his no no square down there
by 6ft deep in deez nutz March 8, 2021
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Obama beatboxing

It’s exactly what it sounds like.
by iPoopEveryDay July 22, 2022
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Barack Hussein Obama

44th USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa. With an actual Birth Certificate with a raised Seal, actual Nurse's and Doctor Signitures
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim School Certificate
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on his/her own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See bluebloodhound
1st Fanatic: If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

1st Realist - Fails: "The Usurper Barry Soetoro" was probabaly a secret muslim

who wanted to destroy America."

I have Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome and I don't care if you believe me or not. Urbandictionary is all about bots.
by The ONE and ONLY Wisdom April 23, 2024
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balls obama

balls obama is my king. balls obama is the best.
person 1: “wow balls obama sucks!”
person 2: “no”
person 2 kills person 1 because person 1 is wrong.
by ballsobamalover27 November 26, 2024
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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024
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