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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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slip-n-slide slop number 6

unlike the other 5. number 6 takes a revolutionary take on the meaning of eating massive asshole.
guy one: yo are you going to josefs party?
guy two: yes, i heard there will be a lot of slip-n-slide slop number 6.
by Real Life Swag February 18, 2021
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Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
by Adlane33 March 13, 2021
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sleep number

the number of people you have slept with
My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!
by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021
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Reece Stephan number 1 victory royale

Number 1 victory royale fortnite yeh we bout to get down
You head Reece’s singing

No what is it

Number 1 victory royals fort Ute yeh we bout to get

down

Reece Stephan number 1 victory royale
by Callum barr March 27, 2021
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Number 7

student watches PORN and gets NæKED
Number 7: I really hate minorities
tom: me too
by kiddydiddler April 6, 2021
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