penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 9, 2003

Italian Penis

A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.

Tina: Its a snake, its a elephant trunk, its a baseball bat!
Carly: No, its just an Italian Penis

by Tinafay April 27, 2013

Penis Gang

A gang that particularly has very small male genitalia, This gang is known for smoking coc and eating penus for lunch and linner

Boy 1: Have you heard of Penis Gang?
Boy 2: Yeah they been smokin dicks n' shit in my school

by SwagMaster87 November 9, 2017

Penis Smack

When one exposes their penis and smacks against a surface, such as a window or an actual person.

You can penis smack someone in the face. But it is considered gay to penis smack another penis.

Yo' Caleb, I'll give you $20 to penis smack Miss Hallian's window!!

by Gmoney56 December 1, 2007

Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

by Free Dan January 24, 2013

Gaggle Of Peni

When dealing with a gaggle of peni, you are dealing with a group of males with penis'; or collectively, Peni. (Peen-eye)
The group will often be talking about sex and girls, or trying to "score" with the prime breeding subjects in the area.

"Hey, did you go to that party on Saturday?"

"Nah, There was a massive gaggle of Peni on the prowl"

by Frozen Ninja December 3, 2009

Penis Monster

A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.

Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.

by Edwin Wiggins March 1, 2010