Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.

She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.

by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018

Mum

Salena Ward

Wow look at her shes perfect

That must br The Mum

by Darknight0362729 November 12, 2017

ur mum

gamer talk for a hot woman

yo, onichan. ur mum is soooo hot

by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022

Chicken mum

Chicken mum is durring sex when a sound is made usually from the female body part that sounds like the noise a chicken makes. A chicken mum can result in a nasty rash in the neather reigon.

Every time I have sec with becky she chicken mums

by Claire.longsten November 30, 2018

scotts mum

A very busty lady that loves it up the shitter

she took it like she was scotts mum!

by dnalnflknfkl;n fan] February 24, 2015