Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion

Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that

by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021

What is Math ?!

Math is a spiral, from 1+1 ,2+2................ If you want to be an engineer ,then learn math

JUST REMEMBER MATH IS A SPIRAL !

WHAT IS Math ?!
teacher :Kids what is Math

Students : Math is math
teacher : no , Math is a spiral
And now

student A : What is MATH !!
All students : MATH IS A SPIRAL !!

If a teacher ask you what is math ,then answer

"Math is a spiral "

by EVERTHING I SEE IS EW January 26, 2019

Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

skibiti math

means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around

teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.

by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023

International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"

by Molly Case November 28, 2013

Math

Something you'll never use in life

Example: exponents... who uses exponents in their daily life, and we have calculators if we need to do math.

by POTIONDRESS March 29, 2023

math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018