The shop where year 9s can get their vapes from without being ID’d. Most Corner shop Bossmans either don’t know that you need to be 18 or they don’t care that you are underaged.
**Year 9 goes to the corner shop**
Year 9: Wagwan Bossman. Let me just get a Blue Razz Lemonade Elfbar.
Bossman: Sure fam. That’ll be £5.00. Would you like a bag?
Year 9: Sure bossman.
Bossman: Will you be paying by cash or card?
**The year 9 knows that their parents can see all the transactions made on their bank account and their parents could possibly catch them buying vapes so the year 9 chooses to buy it with cash**
Year 9: I’ll be paying by cash, Bossman.
Bossman: Thank you. Have a nice day.
**the year 9 now uses the vape and makes sure to hide the vape in their underwear when they go back home so the parent can’t find it.**
Year 9: Wagwan Bossman. Let me just get a Blue Razz Lemonade Elfbar.
Bossman: Sure fam. That’ll be £5.00. Would you like a bag?
Year 9: Sure bossman.
Bossman: Will you be paying by cash or card?
**The year 9 knows that their parents can see all the transactions made on their bank account and their parents could possibly catch them buying vapes so the year 9 chooses to buy it with cash**
Year 9: I’ll be paying by cash, Bossman.
Bossman: Thank you. Have a nice day.
**the year 9 now uses the vape and makes sure to hide the vape in their underwear when they go back home so the parent can’t find it.**
by Oscar31782 October 18, 2023
Get the Corner shopmug. "The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."
"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
by Dear god why August 6, 2016
Get the shopping town mallmug. Slang for an experienced bike mechanic.
It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.
A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.
The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.
A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.
The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
I spent 10 years as a shop rat in a Colorado bike shop.
The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
by BB30 May 16, 2020
Get the Shop Ratmug. October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!
Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!
Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!
Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and or party on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.
by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023
Get the National Littlest Pet Shop Daymug. you know the place... Well anyway back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust PEACHY!!!
by TwoTheNumber June 2, 2025
Get the Jerry's Bait Shopmug. A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
by rajx September 17, 2010
Get the Croissant Shopmug. by dezzz nutssss October 24, 2023
Get the tik tok shopmug.