Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016

scooping grapes

Usually used in the term "I'll scoop those grapes" or "Do you want me to scoop your grapes?", basically means that person wants to proceed into sexual activities, if they say it in a provocative manor but if he/she is angry, they're using it to say " aye fam, you're coming at me disrespectfully and I'm about to patch you up real quick" aka fighting. Be careful if someone wants to scoop your grapes, it could be 50/50 chance on how they mean it.

Scooping grapes-
"Bro I'd scoop those grapes"
"Come at me like that one more time and I'm gonna scoop your grapes"
"She's already had those grapes scooped fam"
"Y'all wanna go scoop some grapes tonight ?"

by Jayrodrick May 29, 2016

Green grape

The lesser superior color to the red grape

Green grapes

by Orman December 14, 2016

Greasy grape squeezer

A derogative term for an Italian.

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017

Rusty Grape

Rusty Grape is a winery and tasting room out side Battle Ground, WA serving award winning wine and famous wood fired pizza in a Italian rustic setting.

The Rusty Grape is a amazing place where time slows down. Lets go to Rusty Grape enjoy a glass of wine. Some delicious pizza.

by Wineallthetime January 31, 2017