flatleaver

These other definitions are weird. A flatleaver is somebody who breaks plans with one or more persons without telling them either to hang out with some one else or just say at home instead of just saying no. A flatleaver is often the one who suggests hanging out, but can also be the other. Comes from the phrase to leave someone flat meaning high and dry and without warning.

"Me and Kay asked if I wanted to hang out today so I got all dressed and never heard from her until the next week asking the same thing, but never mentioning her not showing up last time...then did it again that week. She's a bitch and a flatleaver and if I see her again I'm gonna mob on her."

by mooki3babiiyonkerz April 5, 2010

Felony Flats

A broad term used by PDX locals to describe SE Portland neigborhoods.

Yeah, I just moved into the flats, or Its dirt cheap living in felony flats.

by shannon2323 March 15, 2009

flatmeat

1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza

hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!

by ob1 April 1, 2004

Mustang Flatback

The act of having sex in the back seat of a Ford Mustang

Me and my girlfriend went cruising, and ended up doing a Mustang Flatback.

by Phyllis Biggun July 16, 2008

flatline

verb: to "kill" someone - literally or figuratively

"if you ever bring up my ex's name around my current squeeze again.....so help me dude, I WILL flatline you!"

"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."

by Hipster November 18, 2006

flatulate

fart

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011