Fakeful

The act of faking truthfulness in a relationship

Jack: "Hey Fred, are you cheating on your wife man? I thought you just got married!"
Fred: "I promised my wife that I'd be fakeful until the end of times."

by Papi Royal May 13, 2011

fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012

fake cake

A true fake..so saturated in fakeness.that they can't tell how fake they really are.

Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

fakebook

Facebook

An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.

by Texas Man May 23, 2016

Fake as Fuck

Another way to say "100% fake"

Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck

by Sherm Head May 30, 2018

fake sneeze

faking an orgasm

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"

by tiny the loser July 4, 2018

Fake Thug

See Wankster or Wanksta

That area 51 motorsports is a real wankster gang. They are Fake Thugs.

by SavannahAfrica July 7, 2018