Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017

Ethan Van

Ethan Van a person who always looks forward to spending time with friends but only on Fridays.

you: did you have a good weekend?
Ethan Van: na but I saw piper on Friday!🍆💦

by systemking July 30, 2017

ethan and sarah

The power couple. Unstoppable. When they get together it’s always a show. They are like a power couple. With Ethan’s strong soul and his over protective sides of everyone he loves, and with Sarah’s caring and sweet side and and gd only knows how she can look stunning with anything she does. And they are both gorgeous people. They both crack jokes. They pick on each other. And you see them and there always happy with each other. They both have never been for the lovey dovey stuff but they have there moments.

Have you seen Ethan and Sarah they are goals

by Elegant pony March 28, 2019

ethan fagg

Ok most of the time but sometimes steals everyone elses ideas without giving credit (aka A gay prick). Hes good at 2 games, the rest hes terrible at. Bit of a wanker. Type of person who just pisses you of sometimes+you wanna throw into the path of a lorry.

Stop being an Ethan Fagg you wanka

by Massive memer lol December 10, 2019

Ethan hunt

Lankiest shit to force his cock down daisys pussy and is the biggest nigga of the century

Look there’s Ethan hunt he’s going to force his down that nogga

by Giacomo giugli December 31, 2019

Ethan alberta

Smurf looking ass. Cocky mother fucker. Thinks he can say whatever he wants. Famouse last words" you wont do nothing jimmy.

Ill beat your ass - wayne love pussy,bitch,motherclucker,runn,.! Ethan alberta

by Wayne, ayden everyone else June 3, 2019