Seattle Drunk

The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.

“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”

by Manbearpaige August 14, 2020

drunk bulb

An idea had while drunk

Dude I'm so drunk I have a great idea lets go streaking at WalMart . Dude that's a bad idea what a drunk bulb

by gizmorpheus December 21, 2014

Teletubbie Drunk

When you get so drunk you turn the shade of Po. Then drink more and turn into Tinky Winky.

Brah, you're teletubbie drunk right now.

by Azink November 27, 2014

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017

drug drunk

to be drunk on drugs, or more commonly refeared to as "hi"

Last night I toked so much kush that I got so drug drunk

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019