drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

by DNASt1st November 29, 2013

Easy drunk

I was drinking red wine and i consider myself 'a light weight' when i drink because i feel the 'happy' relaxed feeling quickly. However a man i didn't really know kept calling me 'an easy drunk'. I corrected him several times by saying i prefer 'a light weight' but he continuing saying you're a easy drunk'
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).

She's a easy drunk. (bet i can lay her!)

by Easy drunk April 29, 2021

tramp drunk

The level of drunk, where your clothes and hair are a mess and your motor functions are failing - barely able to speak other than grunts and curse words you may have lost control of your bladder, but you fail to acknowledge it.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.

Person 1: How drunk are we getting tonight?
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!

by Ayo_wen December 13, 2013

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.

"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."

by Tokerific March 20, 2019

Cute Drunk

cute drunk is when you're drunk, but you're an even funnier version of yourself and you are just having nothing but a good time with everyone around you.

I was cute drunk last night in Cologne.

by lactomilk009 July 10, 2023

Wisconsin Drunk

"Sweating curds, racist words and punching nerds." Wisconsin drunk is widely known as a night which involves extreme inebriation which ends with a morning of bounced checks, tears and regrets.

Gawd almighty, Dave is Wisconsin Drunk!

by Joseff Smirk July 25, 2022