norwegian nose dive

The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.

John successfully completed the Norwegian nose dive on fat jenny

by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Law of Deveyra

Realization that the idea of doing something sounds better in theory than the reality of executing it.

We should go out for a smoke!
*just as bores but with a smoke in your hand.* well, this is just like Deveyra's Law

We should go to the club!
*ends up wanting to go home*
Damn should've gone with law of Deveyra

by Deveyra's Law February 22, 2019

Law of Deveyra

The idea behind an idea is always better than the reality of doing it.

For example: Going out for a smoke because you're bored but realizing you're just as bored but with a smoke in your hand.

Going out to clubs sounds fun, once you're there you realize you rather want to go home and thus continue the circle of Deveyra's Law.

"-Dude, i went out clubbing last night and law of Deveyra were implied. I should've stayed home."

"- I'm bored, lets go for a walk!
- Before you decide, contemplate Deveyra's law."

by Andreas Deveyra February 23, 2019