dildonesia

Dildonesia is a small island situated in the river Tyne. It’s made of used condoms and broken dildos with fishy fanny juice insulated inside of them. It was once voted #2 on the annual visits list in england, 2019.

Don1: Bro I’m so bored
Don2: Same , let’s go to dildonesia and fuck some white girls with many different STI’s
Don1: Good idea!

by lanslide1ofchipotletown November 21, 2021

dildofisaurus

lana

person 1: what’s a dildofisaurus
person 2: ah mate d’you mean lana?

by MkayWhatNow? November 23, 2021

Dildonic

behaving like, or showing characteristics similar to that of a large rubber penis.

I don't know what is wrong with Bobby today, but damn is he being dildonic.

by effing eff January 10, 2022

Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood

“Would you like some of this dildo?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Dildo

A cool name you can call the people you look up to, people you admire, people you love and care about etc

Boss: Hey your doing great today, keep up the good work!

You: Thanks Dildo! :D

Boss: ... (flustered by what you called them)

by Candice ;) December 15, 2021

dildo

a bit dick thing that goes up ur ass. feels v nice

"omg shove ur massive 15 inch shrek dildo up my tight bussy"

by mmmmada- December 19, 2021

Dildo

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick

Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”

by Jay….23 December 25, 2021