Mahoning County Career & Technical Center

A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right

Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office

by joemama723 January 7, 2023

Dutchess County Sunshine

When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.

Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!

by amaurot January 10, 2023

Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off

I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me

by Dirk513 July 8, 2023

Hamilton County Schools

one of the worst school districts in the state of tennessee, filled with depressed teachers and students, clueless parents, and old bats called school board reps.

"Bro, where do you go to school?"

"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."

"Oh fuck no, I feel bad for you"

by chattybatty August 4, 2023

Greenup county gangbang

A bunch of methheads get naked under a bridge while reading Jesse Stuart novels and listening to billy ray Cyrus then once the ritual is complete they start banging in a hardcore manner

I was strolling by the ol bridge when I seen a good ol greenup county gangbang goin on then I became the ring leader

by Professor dickstain April 12, 2023

wolfe county, KY

Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.

what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.

if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.

1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”

by bull/shit May 9, 2023

Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!

"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023