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German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.
Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany
German Coffee Cake by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

California Turnaround Coffee 

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.
It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

Black coffee 

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication
Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.
Black coffee by SheSaidShoot June 16, 2016

sip someone's coffee 

Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out
Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.
sip someone's coffee by Bill Pat November 11, 2013

Iced Coffee Roll 

When in the morning, after anal sex the person who received poops a jizzy poop, resembling a glazed coffee roll.
Booth took a serious nut and the next morning she made a nice iced coffee roll.
Iced Coffee Roll by Darkina May 19, 2012