chanakya

a big big simp

i wonder why chanakya is such a simp

by Bob The Builder 1 0 2 June 9, 2022

calan smith

a top lad, trusty and you can always rely on him. he will be there for you when you need him. has a great personality he is weird and crazy in his own ways he is a loving person.

i saw a calan smith and my coochie got wet

by zuqys June 21, 2022

Chana Mana Enema

The process by which a clogged colon is relaxed by shoving Indian food up your butthole to relieve the pressure and thus having a free flowing bowel movement.

Henry hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days so I suggested a Chana Mana Enema to allow him to take a crap.

by Cattard June 21, 2022

Chance

chance (aka chancey, chancey pants or chancey poo) is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, loyal and SO FRICKING FRACKING HANDSOME! He also has hugeeeeee pp 😏

girl 1 "have you seen chance? he sooooo handsome"
girl 2 "yeah hes my dReAm bOy"
chance "ewwww heee hee haww"

by iwilltakeyobitch June 27, 2022

Chanale

A chanale will be quirky and weird. If you hurt her that will bring out some unresolved anger issues. But she is pretty funny sometimes. Her brain will be the size of a peanut but that has no effect on how big her forehead will be.

Omg did you see chanale the other day?!
No, she was mad that three months ago I broke her nail.

by Slaybabe July 3, 2022

chan'd

To be tricked into a sticky or uncomfortable situation. Usually when a friend invites you to an event then dips at the last second leaving you to deal with whatever outcome.

Person 1: Hey how was your evening?

Person 2: Oh man, I was supposed to have an intimate dinner with a friend but I showed up to a group of 25 and a text from my friend saying he wasn't feeling well. And then I got suck with the bill!

Person 1: Oh fuck you got Chan'd.

by throwaway0238947298347 July 11, 2022

Chaland

A made up land used to bother Aidan at 1am. A snarky response to the question "where is cha from?" A time waster.

"Cha's from Chaland"

by msae July 13, 2022