When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.
by Big Looch March 18, 2021
Get a Blackie Chan'd mug for your sister-in-law Helena.
Two civillians are in a fist fight (usually resulting from a dispute and some shit-talking) and suddenly one of the combatants unleashes a massive kick, effectively ending the fight.
Guy #1: Did you see that fight last night? Home boy got round house kicked to the face!
Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.
Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.
by BarnabeJonez February 24, 2009
Get a Jackie Chan'd mug for your barber Manley.
