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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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waxin the carrot

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."
by Jus sayin July 1, 2015
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Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
by Con con July 22, 2017
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squash the carrot

"i'm about to squash the carrot "
by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017
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Little baby carrot

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches
by Myles Welch July 6, 2018
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Garrot the Carrott

A non-illegal non-imigrant war veteran involved in the chaos of WWIII. An underappreciated hero.
"That Garrot the Carrott is such a cool non-imigrant veteran."
by Depression,my_good_sir.png November 26, 2018
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joseph the carrot boy

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!
by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019
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