Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020

Breakfast

Female genitalia

Her dress was so short her breakfast was hanging out.

by Chatham snack February 7, 2020

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

Breakfast

Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.

Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”

by mí March 10, 2020

Breakfast Gravy

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020