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Beer clit

When a clitoris and beer gut become so large your doctor tells you that you are a fat ass. This area is penetrable only by ones cousin.
Hey Eryan, your pants would fit better if you didn't have that beer clit.
by Wordsmith57 June 17, 2015
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Beer Ninja

On some college campuses with charitable upperclassmen, the beer ninja performs the opposite function, stealthily distributing Beer to those in need, rather than removing it.
Dude! The beer ninja was just here and gave us all beer!
by TiedownGiant August 15, 2009
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Beer Muster

A get together designed to build morale and courage through intake of heroic amounts of alcoholic beverages, primarily beer.

May or may not have been done in WWII by your grandpa. If he did, it was 2.5% alcohol 8oz beer cans, and he only had 2- but he felt invincible afterwards.
What time is beer muster? No, seriously- we can't figure out...
by Bj Bruce March 7, 2012
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House Beer

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.
"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"
by colormeurban November 10, 2007
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One Beer

(n): The act of going out, with full intentions of having just that "one beer", but always failing, through peer pressure and lack of self control, into getting shit-pants drunk.
"Let's just have one beer tonight, I have to wake up stupid early tomorrow."
by DustyQueen February 19, 2012
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big beer

A big beer is any style of beer with a significantly higher alcohol content than your average mass produced beer. These beers are typically at least 8% alcohol by volume (abv) or higher and are mainly produced by the micro and craft brewers in the U. S. and certain other brewers in various foreign countries.
Frank's favorite style of big beer is a barleywine.
by lifeonearth April 18, 2012
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beer goggles

A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.
Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.
by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020
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