capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 22, 2011

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

Bat

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

bat man

a man who likes to go around in a costume raping bats.

the bat man raped my bat

by terickbrannen February 10, 2018

BATS

Big ass tits

Damn bro she got some BATS

by Crack rocks rock December 18, 2020