Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
Get the Kamikaze Finger Blastmug. to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.
by joshballs3 April 23, 2023
Get the Barbecue Blastmug. by John Sumac January 6, 2017
Get the sangria blastmug. This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
by Cockadylious September 25, 2014
Get the Brownie Blastmug. When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position
by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024
Get the Amazonian she-blastmug. by Hersey blast April 19, 2017
Get the Hersey Blastmug. Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
Get the Dad Blastmug.