9/20 Massacre

A buncha idiotic idiots Naruto Runnin tryna get in Area 51. This day siege could potentially be successful if the Karens give area 51 bad reviews and get it to shut down. Oh yeah, almost forgot about Chuck Norris, Keanu Reaves, and Shaggyjoining in on the raid, so there's a 50/50 chance. OH FUCK! It's the no live nine-year-old, fortnite playing, pewdiepie subscribed, Dragon ball Super Watching retards; with all those 9 year olds going super saiyan 100,000,000,000,000,000,000, its over man. Man, FOOK DIS, im joining in to see dem aliens see ya.
Even though the deaths of The 9/20 Massacre will be immeasurable, that Ali3n booty is worth death.
by GEDDA d1qshanary July 23, 2019
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9/11 tour

When you go to a foreign country/area (preferably America) and proceed to have sex with 9 different hoes within 11 days.

Often used to bring glory back to your country for conquering foreign lands
Person 1: if I smash this girl in LA I’ll complete the 9/11 tour
Person 2: You’ve already gone through 8 girls this week?!
Person 1: yep, I hope my people are proud
Person 2: for sure, you’re a hero
by Raiyning February 15, 2021
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9 Squirrels and a Catfish

The best live internet radio show out there on Revere Radio Network Saturdays and Sundays from 7-8pm EST and Tuesdays from 10pm-midnight EST on www.revereradio.net
"Man, i was doin nothing Tuesday night so i tuned into 9 Squirrels and a Catfish on Revere Radio and laughed my ass off"
by Juggalo366 April 14, 2009
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9 to 5 wook

A wook who actually has a job during normal hours of the day.
Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.
by beerHops26 July 06, 2017
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8 to 9 guys

People who without explanation go poop in the office between the hours of 8am and 9am when they clearly could have gone before they came to work. This is troublesome as it creates a traffic jam in the stalls every morning.
"Bob just got married and now he's one of the 8 to 9 guys. He must be afraid to poop in front of his new wife."
by iam1sig February 25, 2010
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9 3/4

A train station that takes you to Hogwarts.
This way to platform 9 3/4
by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018
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9/11/2001

One of the saddest days in the history of America and mankind.
On 9/11/2001 fear was injected into the American way of life.
by Ted James October 08, 2005
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