When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
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Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
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Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
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Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.
Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
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