Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Ripe Apple

A game consisting of putting a rubber band around the beginning of the head of the penis and making the head itself bright red, like a “ripe apple”.

Yeah, last night me and Juan played a game of Ripe Apple to see who’s was the reddest.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple

"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"

by Woahy May 7, 2023

Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011

APPLE SAUCE

its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....

"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"

by stuart hammill July 25, 2006

candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

apple computer

Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.

Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.

by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 24, 2003