Half life

The time it takes for you to lose your virginity.
Dude did you just lose your virginity?" "Yep my half life is over."
by disobeyed toast February 06, 2011
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wood and a half

a large erection that a male gets
ooooo nicole i got a wood and a half
by the shit May 05, 2003
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half-fumpty

Half full and half empty at the same time.
It's a metaphor towards how you look at life. Some days the glass is half full and other days the glass is half empty. Most days, it is half-fumpty.
by vibrations March 18, 2010
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half a thing

a casual relationship with someone, not quite a 'thing' in the sense both people like each other an there is chance for a relationship to develop but where the said people get off when together and usually drunk
man 1: he pulled her again last night
man 2: again ah they well have half a thing going
by Friday1878 August 18, 2008
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half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!
by matt (darkstar) May 31, 2003
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half sack

A dildo with a sac mounted on the back, which is then cut in half verticly and is commonly used as a handle.
commonly used by lesbians and niggers.
Jenny!, put that half sack in my ass.
by SacDog unL337 December 30, 2007
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half Stepper

The act of half stepping.
Someone who, when everyones talkin shit there rite in there, running there mouth.
and when the shit hits the fan, there running away screaming.
Doug was walking with a bunch of girls, and theo & donavin came around the corner, drunk wanting to fight.
doug went running with all the girls' cell phones.
can someone say "half Stepper"
by christine420__ December 10, 2007
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