this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
by Juicey boi November 26, 2017
I was walking home from a party at 2:30, and I was afraid that the lurching hour was gonna get to me.
by www.BigLurch.com May 15, 2012
The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman
by hyawkus March 27, 2016
by ulder March 30, 2014
Suppose one day you go on hiking and suddenly fall deep down the mountain and a boulder hits your hand and you’re stuck for 127 hours! At the end of the 127 hours, army individuals find the man and try to grab his hand, a heavy rainstorm dominates the landscape and the boulder hits your other hand after leaving one hand. Oops! Another 127 hours, sorry mate.
“Ahh, come on! I don’t want to spend 254 hours at stuck deep down the mountain with boulders on my hands!”
by LikeXD31 March 28, 2021
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