A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020
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by Olsiver November 29, 2020
Get the Evan mug.someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
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